THe second piece from the sista of Avalon....
Shui Xian is still grieving over the fact that she and Ong Lai has been sent to different sects. Shui Xian is in Yi Dao Sect while Ong Lai is in Si Dao sect. Everyday, Shui Xian could only dream and think of Ong Lai. In Ji Feng mountain, Yi dao sect, Shui Xian began to know more and more people.
All these people (including moi), just like Shui Xian are here at Ji Feng mountain hoping to become an immortal one day. There is Lazy Mu Dan who does nothing but to laze around and flaunt her yoga poses, there is moi, who does nothing but to scold vulgarities, there is Ma Lian Jian Ren who does nothing but to write scandalous diary, there is expensive apple who does nothing but sound nasal and finally there is Plastic Princess who tried to rival Shui Xian and does nothing but being plastic…
Even though there are so many of us accompanying Shui Xian in her path to immortality, she is still not happy as she is missing Ong Lai a lot. Shui Xian became really depressed and as a result couldn’t concentrate on studying Dao and made a lot of mistakes along the way. Eventually, she was punished by the head master of Yi Dao Sect, Mok Gui Dao Zhang and was made to stay behind at Ji feng mountain while the rest of us were allowed to go down the mountain to see our relatives.
I still remember clearly on that day while we were walking down the mountain, Shui Xian was blasting a song. A song from Madonna called ‘You’ll See’….. It goes like that: “All by myself, I don’t need anyone at all, I know I’ll survive, I know I’ll stay alive”…
Just when Shui xian was at her lowest point, an aspiring peranakan actor appeared and joins the Yi Dao Sect as well. The appearance of this aspiring actor certainly brought some light into Shui Xian’s life. This aspiring actor just loves to act and he acts so much that Shui Xian started to develop feelings for him.
Time and time again, Shui Xian confided in me, telling me how much this aspiring peranakan actor looks like another rather famous peranakan actor, Pierre Png. Eventually, Shui Xian managed to get what she wants and befriended this aspiring peranakan actor. They became such close friends and day in day out, they will practise Dao together so that they can become Xian Zi faster than anyone of us.
Time pass by faster than anyone could imagine.. It’s time for Shui Xian to go through her last trial and tribulation in Ji feng mountain before she could become an immortal. During one of the night exercise to practise our ability to shoot down the demons with our ‘Fa bao’, Shui Xian was made to go through her last trial and tribulation. I still remember it was late in the nite as Mok Gui Dao Zhang made us stayed up late into the nite. Shui Xian started to feel bored and thought she should start practicing what she is best at doing….
Public Relation… (In short PR).
She spotted a stranger who looks rather cute and went to the stranger, tried to start a conversation asking him which boot camp he was from. The stranger gave a one word answer and ignored Shui Xian thereafter. Shui Xian was fuming mad and vowed to add this stranger into her black book. When she decided on that, she started to float and a white light shone on her from above and then all of us heard heavenly father speaking.
This is what he told shui xian: “Shui Xian, congratulations, you have successfully gone through 77 49 trials and tribulations. Your last trial has determined the Xian that you are going to turn into. I hereby declare you Shui Xian as the Xian Gu of Black book.” Thereafter, Shui Xian floated up to the sky to the heavenly father to receive her decree from him…
Monday, March 31, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
The Xian Gu Chronicles - The Early Days
Brought to you from the Sista of Avalon:
Long long ago in the small town of Huang Pu lives a young sweet girl who aspires to be an immortal. When she was born, her mother gave her the name ShuiXian as she is as pretty as the Water Lily flower.When Shui Xian reached the age of 13, she decided togo up the hill and learn the skill of immortality withthe monks. As the Monk's hill monastery only take inmonks, Shui Xian decided to disguise herself as a man so that she could fulfill her dream of becoming animmortal. Shui Xian went through a grueling 4 years at the monk's hill monastery, working really hard to achieve her dream.
Just when she thought that she was near her dream, she was discovered by her fellow monks that she is actually a Huang Hua Da Gui Nu. Upon learning that, the grand master of the monastery expelled Shui Xian and wanted to take away all the magic which she had learned for the past 4 years. ShuiXian was devastated and pleaded with the Grand Master to let her fulfill her dream. The kind hearted GrandMaster could not bring himself to shatter her dreams, Hence, he told Shui Xian that if she really want to become an immortal, she has to go down the mountain to experience 77,49 trials and tribulations at AJ bootcamp and Ji Feng mountain. Left without a choice, ShuiXian agreed to it and made her way to Ji Feng mountain. While Shui Xian made her way down the mountain, she came across a handsome young man who set her heart-a-flutter.
Shui Xian thought to herself that if there is any man that she is going to marry, it has to be this young man. Hence, Shui Xian started to flirt withthis young man and found out that the young man, whosename is Ong Lai is also on his way to AJ boot camp.Shui Xian was elated on hearing that and started planning in her head on how she can seduce Ong Lai andeventually settle down with him. Shui Xian and Ong Lai eventually spent 2 years at AJ boot camp where they were tortured and beaten and there, they went through 48 trials and tribulations together.
During these 2 years, Shui Xian and Ong Lai have forged such a close friendship that they almost become an item. Ong Lai was extremely confused during that time by theandrogynous looking Shui Xian. All these while, OngLai thought that he is a true man and will eventually marry a girl of his dream but the appearance of ShuiXian has caused him to be confused about hissexuality. Just when Ong Lai thought that he is notgoing to be bothered by whether Shui Xian is a guy ora girl and was about to express his love for ShuiXian, they received a call from the heavenly fatherwho told them that it¡¯s time to go to Ji Feng mountain where Shui Xian will receive her last trialbefore she can become an immortal.
What really devastated Shui Xian is that though both of them aregoing to Ji Feng mountain, they will be in different sects. To Shui Xian, this is really a torture worse than the 48 Trials and Tribulations that she has gone through as Ong Lai is so near yet so far¡
Long long ago in the small town of Huang Pu lives a young sweet girl who aspires to be an immortal. When she was born, her mother gave her the name ShuiXian as she is as pretty as the Water Lily flower.When Shui Xian reached the age of 13, she decided togo up the hill and learn the skill of immortality withthe monks. As the Monk's hill monastery only take inmonks, Shui Xian decided to disguise herself as a man so that she could fulfill her dream of becoming animmortal. Shui Xian went through a grueling 4 years at the monk's hill monastery, working really hard to achieve her dream.
Just when she thought that she was near her dream, she was discovered by her fellow monks that she is actually a Huang Hua Da Gui Nu. Upon learning that, the grand master of the monastery expelled Shui Xian and wanted to take away all the magic which she had learned for the past 4 years. ShuiXian was devastated and pleaded with the Grand Master to let her fulfill her dream. The kind hearted GrandMaster could not bring himself to shatter her dreams, Hence, he told Shui Xian that if she really want to become an immortal, she has to go down the mountain to experience 77,49 trials and tribulations at AJ bootcamp and Ji Feng mountain. Left without a choice, ShuiXian agreed to it and made her way to Ji Feng mountain. While Shui Xian made her way down the mountain, she came across a handsome young man who set her heart-a-flutter.
Shui Xian thought to herself that if there is any man that she is going to marry, it has to be this young man. Hence, Shui Xian started to flirt withthis young man and found out that the young man, whosename is Ong Lai is also on his way to AJ boot camp.Shui Xian was elated on hearing that and started planning in her head on how she can seduce Ong Lai andeventually settle down with him. Shui Xian and Ong Lai eventually spent 2 years at AJ boot camp where they were tortured and beaten and there, they went through 48 trials and tribulations together.
During these 2 years, Shui Xian and Ong Lai have forged such a close friendship that they almost become an item. Ong Lai was extremely confused during that time by theandrogynous looking Shui Xian. All these while, OngLai thought that he is a true man and will eventually marry a girl of his dream but the appearance of ShuiXian has caused him to be confused about hissexuality. Just when Ong Lai thought that he is notgoing to be bothered by whether Shui Xian is a guy ora girl and was about to express his love for ShuiXian, they received a call from the heavenly fatherwho told them that it¡¯s time to go to Ji Feng mountain where Shui Xian will receive her last trialbefore she can become an immortal.
What really devastated Shui Xian is that though both of them aregoing to Ji Feng mountain, they will be in different sects. To Shui Xian, this is really a torture worse than the 48 Trials and Tribulations that she has gone through as Ong Lai is so near yet so far¡
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
My name is Maggi
Or was her name Linda E or Grace Jones or Christy Turlington…?
Anyway, Maggi strikes terror in the heart of many army guys everytime she storms pass by... like Naomi Campbell on double quick time.......
Could it be that intimidating, towering figure of hers..... or that condescending look that sends shivers down your spine.... maybe it was her trademark sneer, perfected thru the years, rivalling Linda E's famous pout......
Maggi was anything but forgettable..... Her life was the stage...
She was the one who makes training in the toughest terrain looked as if she was posing for the cover spread of Victoria's Secrets…. Always a breeze, without a sweat.....
And famously demanded a million dollars or she would never get out of her Army Bunk Bed but then jumped right out of it at the very first sight of hot chicken wings.....
Always dishing out words of wisdom like mother hen to her broods...
She has so many facets that it is difficult to pin this very talented, always beautiful chameleon down to just one character.
One thing always stood strongly against the fickleness of the world; she was always resilient, determined and graceful under fire…. no matter what… (maybe except when she is hungry for food though)
Maggi, my good old sista, was really indeed a class of her own (just like the princess)….
Sometimes, I wished I was a little more like her…… Other times, I wonder what it must have been to be her, living up to all the hype and expectations…
But most times, the princess just wanna laugh with her like the old good times...
Anyway, Maggi strikes terror in the heart of many army guys everytime she storms pass by... like Naomi Campbell on double quick time.......
Could it be that intimidating, towering figure of hers..... or that condescending look that sends shivers down your spine.... maybe it was her trademark sneer, perfected thru the years, rivalling Linda E's famous pout......
Maggi was anything but forgettable..... Her life was the stage...
She was the one who makes training in the toughest terrain looked as if she was posing for the cover spread of Victoria's Secrets…. Always a breeze, without a sweat.....
And famously demanded a million dollars or she would never get out of her Army Bunk Bed but then jumped right out of it at the very first sight of hot chicken wings.....
Always dishing out words of wisdom like mother hen to her broods...
She has so many facets that it is difficult to pin this very talented, always beautiful chameleon down to just one character.
One thing always stood strongly against the fickleness of the world; she was always resilient, determined and graceful under fire…. no matter what… (maybe except when she is hungry for food though)
Maggi, my good old sista, was really indeed a class of her own (just like the princess)….
Sometimes, I wished I was a little more like her…… Other times, I wonder what it must have been to be her, living up to all the hype and expectations…
But most times, the princess just wanna laugh with her like the old good times...
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Love at Midnight in the Tank
They say, in a cold, hard & lonely place, like the Army camp, it is always easy to seek solace in the arms of another.
But that’s just physical comfort, nothing more…..
But love grows on you, sometimes….. Loneliness, insecurities & aimlessness of life feeds you with that yearning to belong…..
The plastic princess can still remember:
He was a man of few words, the rebellious silent type with the ever intense look in his eyes; always brooding as if he had a secret burden that was hurting so deep inside - a secret burden waiting to be lifted up by the right pair of loving hands.
The princess was, on the other hand, cheery and chirpy, never a care; always carrying a sweet smile on her face as if blessed with the easy contentment of life.
We were two worlds apart, never meant to meet. He in his darkest dungeon, alone and aloof. I was in the rose petal gardens, smelling the flowers.
Yet away from the maddening crowd, in the cold still of the night, is when the feeling grows the strongest yet…… two different people, both seeking to belong
And that very night our bodies first touched. The warmth of his chest against my back; His beating heart had fused with mine as we get intertwined.
It was nothing of the ravage craze that was driven by smell of flesh or lures of physical satisfaction. Instead, it was a sense of two souls trying to seek meaning that very night as their naked bodies seek the warmth of each other.
Both of us were as confused with what was happening as we were silently contented with it as well. As we turned and glazed into each other’s eyes, we must have felt it deep inside; this moment in time will always be etched in our hearts.
Who would have thought that the cold steel body of the army tank could hold so much passion & love inside?
Sometimes, love is that beautiful moment of needing to belong.
But that’s just physical comfort, nothing more…..
But love grows on you, sometimes….. Loneliness, insecurities & aimlessness of life feeds you with that yearning to belong…..
The plastic princess can still remember:
He was a man of few words, the rebellious silent type with the ever intense look in his eyes; always brooding as if he had a secret burden that was hurting so deep inside - a secret burden waiting to be lifted up by the right pair of loving hands.
The princess was, on the other hand, cheery and chirpy, never a care; always carrying a sweet smile on her face as if blessed with the easy contentment of life.
We were two worlds apart, never meant to meet. He in his darkest dungeon, alone and aloof. I was in the rose petal gardens, smelling the flowers.
Yet away from the maddening crowd, in the cold still of the night, is when the feeling grows the strongest yet…… two different people, both seeking to belong
And that very night our bodies first touched. The warmth of his chest against my back; His beating heart had fused with mine as we get intertwined.
It was nothing of the ravage craze that was driven by smell of flesh or lures of physical satisfaction. Instead, it was a sense of two souls trying to seek meaning that very night as their naked bodies seek the warmth of each other.
Both of us were as confused with what was happening as we were silently contented with it as well. As we turned and glazed into each other’s eyes, we must have felt it deep inside; this moment in time will always be etched in our hearts.
Who would have thought that the cold steel body of the army tank could hold so much passion & love inside?
Sometimes, love is that beautiful moment of needing to belong.
The Horses Mouth
Mdm Horse, quite the expert at mouth-f3cking, had always seemed to be the dark horse in the competition of popularity in the crowded camp of men.....
Perhaps, she was neither the ones who would charm men with her looks nor the ones who could kill men with her charms..... In the league of the original supermodels, she was never quite up there......
Until one fateful day, i can still vividly remember, when her little black book was stolen from her drawers, and read aloud by the two sistas of Avalon...
Though even til now, we are still not quite sure if the book depicts accurate narration or was merely a work of pure fantasy, the camp sistas were captivated by the torrid physical love affair between her and her well-endowed man...... A series of explicit description of sessions left nothing to the imagination (especially with the clever edit and story telling skills of the two sistas of Avalon)
Almost an overnight sensation, Mdm Horse had became famously known as "The Mouth", earning top billing with "The Body" Elle Macherpson, "The Face" Christy Turlington, "The Charm" Helena Christensen & "The attitude" Naomi Campbell.
She was the "IT" girl of the month (and many months after)...... So it shows.... a natural talent and a lot of publicity can really go a long way......
Perhaps, she was neither the ones who would charm men with her looks nor the ones who could kill men with her charms..... In the league of the original supermodels, she was never quite up there......
Until one fateful day, i can still vividly remember, when her little black book was stolen from her drawers, and read aloud by the two sistas of Avalon...
Though even til now, we are still not quite sure if the book depicts accurate narration or was merely a work of pure fantasy, the camp sistas were captivated by the torrid physical love affair between her and her well-endowed man...... A series of explicit description of sessions left nothing to the imagination (especially with the clever edit and story telling skills of the two sistas of Avalon)
Almost an overnight sensation, Mdm Horse had became famously known as "The Mouth", earning top billing with "The Body" Elle Macherpson, "The Face" Christy Turlington, "The Charm" Helena Christensen & "The attitude" Naomi Campbell.
She was the "IT" girl of the month (and many months after)...... So it shows.... a natural talent and a lot of publicity can really go a long way......
Monday, March 10, 2008
The Army Memoirs
The princess can barely recall the date when she was enlisted to the army.... The memories had slowly faded away..... the good along with the bad.....
And after 10 over years of living with the hot-blooded brotherhood of men, toiling in sweat and tears with her men, the journey has finally came to an end...
The plastic princess cant help but ask herself:
"What have i learnt in the many years in camp?"
"What have i gained from it??"
Other than the occasional s@X, the regular ogling at cuties and the more often than not flirting with the guys...... Was there nothing else??
This chronicle follows the arduous journey of the glamorous princess from an innocent young gal to a disillusioned bitch at the end of her army life.
Along the way, her darkest secrets will be revealed, glimpse of her sweetest romance, broken promises and the unbelievable stories of her sistas ever to be told .......
An explosive tell-all never before.......
Watch out for:
The Army Chronicles :-
1) The horses mouth
2) Xian gu and her seven immortals
3) Love at midnight in the tank
4) My name is maggi
5) The singing sirens
6) Mushroom head of the evil sect
etc etc....
And after 10 over years of living with the hot-blooded brotherhood of men, toiling in sweat and tears with her men, the journey has finally came to an end...
The plastic princess cant help but ask herself:
"What have i learnt in the many years in camp?"
"What have i gained from it??"
Other than the occasional s@X, the regular ogling at cuties and the more often than not flirting with the guys...... Was there nothing else??
This chronicle follows the arduous journey of the glamorous princess from an innocent young gal to a disillusioned bitch at the end of her army life.
Along the way, her darkest secrets will be revealed, glimpse of her sweetest romance, broken promises and the unbelievable stories of her sistas ever to be told .......
An explosive tell-all never before.......
Watch out for:
The Army Chronicles :-
1) The horses mouth
2) Xian gu and her seven immortals
3) Love at midnight in the tank
4) My name is maggi
5) The singing sirens
6) Mushroom head of the evil sect
etc etc....
The Singapore Flyer Girl
What a wonderful pleasant feeling for the plastic princess standing so high up here on the Singapore Flyer. 
Bright lights... brighter hopes........
From here, you can see & feel the hopes of the City...
To the left, the birth of the city's latest creation.... the Casino.... is slowing taking place. You can almost feel the allure of chance, glam & cold hard cash from way up here.... Nearby, rows and rows of high-end luxurious apartments have begun sprouting up too. Each higher than the previous ones, Each claiming the water-front view that justifies their heavenly price....
To the right, we see the ever-vibrant night sky lighted by the skyscapers of the Central Business District...... At this height, huge logos of the Multi-National Corporations shines brightly at you ... like the sirens of the night.
Up here at 165 metres above ground, one can really lose their sense of reality to the amazing scenery that so seduces us. There seemed to be a sense of euphoria; that everything is so dandy and fine..... A blurry mess but yet all so rosy nevertheless...
I guess sometimes life is like that...... You just got to bring yourself up to the highest level and rise to the challenges to see beyond your present state.
Everything seems so much better.... up here instead of down below even though its all the same in reality......
The Plastic Princess, a Singapore Flyer Girl,...... Living life sky high.......
2008 is beginning to be such a fabulous year.
Bright lights... brighter hopes........
From here, you can see & feel the hopes of the City...
To the left, the birth of the city's latest creation.... the Casino.... is slowing taking place. You can almost feel the allure of chance, glam & cold hard cash from way up here.... Nearby, rows and rows of high-end luxurious apartments have begun sprouting up too. Each higher than the previous ones, Each claiming the water-front view that justifies their heavenly price....
To the right, we see the ever-vibrant night sky lighted by the skyscapers of the Central Business District...... At this height, huge logos of the Multi-National Corporations shines brightly at you ... like the sirens of the night.
Up here at 165 metres above ground, one can really lose their sense of reality to the amazing scenery that so seduces us. There seemed to be a sense of euphoria; that everything is so dandy and fine..... A blurry mess but yet all so rosy nevertheless...
I guess sometimes life is like that...... You just got to bring yourself up to the highest level and rise to the challenges to see beyond your present state. Everything seems so much better.... up here instead of down below even though its all the same in reality......
The Plastic Princess, a Singapore Flyer Girl,...... Living life sky high.......
2008 is beginning to be such a fabulous year.
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