Encounter with a Hunky Nasi Lemak Man

His strong biceps ripple as he splits the chicken wings into 2 with the scissors. The princess' heart skipped 2 beats.

Tiny perspirations of sweat beaded his forehead.... The only blemishes to his boyish tanned look....

The princess was third in the queue of a locally acclaimed Nasi Lemak Franchise in town. (Once in the while, the princess also needs to have such local delights meant for the ... hmmmm..... simple folks)...


Pictures not drawn to scale and not in reality. sadly

My stomach was hungry yet my hormones were raging at the speed of light (courtesy of lyrics from Christina's Genie in a Bottle)..

DO you think LUST increases our metabolism rate? the princess asked Nicole just right behind her.... The princess desperately hopes the increase in heartbeat would be enough to offset the calories gained from this sinful meal....

My turn.

"One set C please" THe princess said in her most demure voice.

Our eyes met. For that second. Such gorgeous smile on him.... and i also noticed the muscular chest.....

"Maybe he part-time in the dragon boat team also" Nicole whispered.

Apparently, he caught the eyes of our resident mother nature too....

"NIcole, i think he is already 22 and so is too old for you" The princess calmly tells Nicole to keep her motherly hands off.

The Nasi Lemak meal was so delicious & soft and chicken wings cut by a hunk was crispy and mouth watering (i must do some food critic too since it is the "in" thing for blog nowadays!!)...Sadly, the good times last as fast as they come and the Princess & Nicole had to leave... But I was so glad i came....

The princess never knew that a simple meal can bring so much joy into her life... I must do this more......

Cast ur Vote to Automatic Aunty :) Li Yin Zhu

If the princess were to pick one Local Drama character as most memorable for the past year, it would be Automatic Aunty (Zi Dong Sao)



I mean, she is funny, over-dramatized but not to the point of gross and disgust..... Indeed, she can be quite lovable... I can still remember the scene where she bought a sexy bra to seduce an old uncle..... Unbelievably hilarious.....

Too bad, she is not nominated for this role... But fret not, the actress, Li Yin Zhu, has been nominated for best supporting actress as the Chor Chor of Little Nonya....



Talk about changing faces... She should be the mother of all versatility :) Chor Chor is another popular character.... This time, kind and matron looking


So the princess pleads everyone whom had made fun of her character (moi), relate to her character (like some cheapskate friends i know)... Vote now....

She deserves it....

Cheers,
Plastic P

Princess Enchanted

Today at the office, i imagine myself to be Amy Adams in Enchanted.....As Work keeps piling up, i still maintain a happy smile.....

While i know there will be no rats or dove flying in to complete my work; i was praying, with sincere optimism, that my prince is going to come soon as we ride off to the days of love and no work ......




But seriously, i do feel a sense of uplift and happiness everytime i hear this song and imagine the show.....

Like every disney show, it always bring about valuable lessons in life:

1) Sometimes, the mundane things in life can be done with much passion (its a matter of choice)

2) We all need friends, no matter who or what they are.... (ugly or smelly, friends are still the best)

3) Hard work pays..... Clean the toilets & do your work and Your prince will surely come at the end of the day :)





Now, i got to go back to my work...

"Ahh... Ahh... Ahh.... "

Bus Stop Love Affair with a Stalker

The princess thinks she is being stalked at a bus-stop near her house (not that the princess takes a bus or watsoever.... I was just waiting for my friend... Princesses dun take bus like commoner)

Anyway, there is this guy at the bus stop that keeps staring at the princess almost everyday.

At first, i tried to dismiss it because, i mean, it is natural for guys to take an extra look at beautiful girls right (especially one of royal blood).

But after the first week or so, i realise this guy (eurasian, not too bad looking as well, keeps looking my way).

It was then that the princess started to have the shivers (and of course, some nervousness and excitement) Just like a virgin being touched for the first time....

Of course, the first thing that came to the princess' mind was to act cool and conservative. Because, by conventional wisdom, everyone knows any girl who starts a conversation with a stranger at the bus-stop is a loser and a slut.

But whats wrong with this stalker, shouldnt he be the one to make the first move??!!! He should just step up and walk to the princess before he boards the stupid Bus 198 right??!?!! (now, if you read blog, i hope u know who u are, idiot!)

Anyways, The princess is determined to keep a Poker Face on no matter what.... The princess resolves not to be a loser and a slut for some guy who takes the public transport (even though he is very cute and a ABC)!!

SO, good bye my dear, bus-riding cute guy.

My love story - Romeo save me....

My favouritest Music Video for the moment:



Who doesnt want to be the princess?
Who doesnt want to run away with the prince to somewhere alone?
Who doesnt want to be in a fairy tale?

So....please.... I sing:

"Romeo save me, i`ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, i don`t know what to think
He knelt to the ground and he pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me, juliet, you`ll never have to be alone
I love you and that`s all i really know
I talked to your dad, you`ll pick out a white dress

It`s a love story, baby, just say yes"

Poker Face

When it comes to Love & finding Love, do you keep a poker face?



The princess, always one to wear her heart on her sleeve, realises the greatest trick in the book to nabbing a dream guy could just happens to be the oldest one: Keeping a poker face when it comes to your feelings.....



I guess, even in today's time, a woman's worth is determined by how unattainable she is.... Perhaps, we have not progress any bit since the days of sense and sensibility.


To survive, one must needs to be:

Not too confrontational,
Not too loud,
Not too upfront,

And Like my idol, Lady GAGA, sings

"Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)"

The Reader - Nicole got One already

Nicole said:"I should so act as Kate Winslet's character in The Reader!!"


















Nicole trying to imagine herself as Kate in Acceptance Speech....

The princess is not too sure if Nicole was trying to be in the shoe of the Best Actress or Nicole actually can very much relate to the sex scenes in 'The Reader'

One thing the princess knows for sure.... Nicole would really have no problem in all those hot and steamy scenes when Kate Winslet made love to the young boy.













Before the steamy act....

The Plastic Princess has not yet seen the critically acclaimed movie yet... but if real life mirrors ART, this should be a show worth every penny.......

The princess is already booking her ticket now..... Thanks Nicole for the movie preview for The Reader

Mother Nature

Legend has it that, long time ago, somewhere in the middle of the beautiful garden lies the fountain of youth. This is the exact essence that had maintain the youth and longetivity of the source of our world, Mother Nature… Apparently, every morning, Mother Nature sips from the fountain of youth thus enhancing her youth and power.

Back to our modern days, of course, we all know now that that is no such thing as the fountain of youth… unless you count SK2 as one of them…..

But if this is the case, then how does modern-day Mother Natures contain their inert urge to be young always?

Like all beings, Mother Natures (one of the most intelligent and innovative kind of this world) had managed to evolve with times, fufilling their desires in a sinister way…..

Apparently,as the beautiful princess shockingly discover one day in an overseas trip, one of her best friend was actually a sinister Mother Nature!!!

Nicole was just like everyone with no signs with her sinister side. Like everyone else, she was just as bitchy, just as slutty and just as crazy.

But when someone young comes her way (i.e. 18years to 21years)*, she becomes a totally different person….. Sweet, caring & nurturing…. She has turned into mother nature (with her poor young prey being oblivious)….come to think about it… its like Hansel & Gretel story right...

*yes, the age range of her prey is very limited so she needs to be very precise and targeted in her hunt for maximum effectiveness… mother natures need to adhere to the legal law of the world too

Anyway, back to the story…..

Nicole, sometimes masequrading as the world's first supermodel to have her own modelling agency, enchants and entraps these silly young preys slowly but surely. These young preys who also needs a strong and caring mother figure to shether them from the dangers of the world turns to Nicole in no time. We can say its mutual consent.

Little did they know, they are entering into a bigger dangerous dark hole (no pun intended ;P) unable to escape.

Nicole, by association of these young men, becomes young always :)

Time and again, Nicole had tried to recruit the princess to become one of them…..

The princess, known for her independence and wisdom, politely decline as she understand deep inside, happiness is not in being young or having young. Happiness is not about finding love in a relentless hunt.

The princess tells Nicole:"Let love find u, u dun find love, Nicole…… Let these innocent young men free……"

Death by Chocolate - Guest Writer, Ms VP

Jamie is a chocolate lover.

She is someone who is so in love with chocolate that she basically lives on a chocolate diet. All sorts of chocolates appeal to her and she has them for all 3 meals of the day.

For the longest time that i know, Jamie and her fellow chocolate lover sista, Jacqueline have always favoured white chocolate over the others. They think that white chocolate taste and look purer and that somehow gives them a sense of superiority when they eats them.

However, recently, jamie's taste has changed. She has begun to take a liking for dark chocolate thinking that it is more beneficial for her.

There have been various reports stating the health benefits of dark chocolates including the fact that chocolate releases endorphin that will lift up your mood. Hence, whenever jamie is alone and depressed, she will turn to dark chocolate in the hope that it will make her happier.

However, not only did the dark chocolate not lift her mood, they caused her to become a postmenopausal bitch and has caused several unwanted side effects like diarrhea and vomiting.

All these while, jamie refused to believe that dark chocolate is bad for her health and continued to search for the best dark chocolate from the 2 famous chocolate factory in town, tanchoc and darkstage. Jamie tried and tried and eventually found a dark chocolate at tanchoc. She was exhilarated when she saw this particular dark choc with the name bombayessence.

Jamie paid a high price for bombayessence and just when she was looking forward with anticipation for all the benefits that bombayessence could give her, she was once again disappointed. Bombayessence not only taste like curry turned sour, it smells like cheese that has turned bad.

jamie was furious after trying bombayessence and she promised herself that she will stay off dark chocolate forever after this experience. I was glad for jamie when i heard that as i know dark chocolate has done her more harm than any others.

However, not long after promising to stay off, jamie's delusional illness caused by her previous encounters with dark chocolate came back to haunt her. She behaves like she is under a spell or a curse and kept singing praises of dark chocolate. Not long after, she is out on an endless hunt for the perfect dark chocolate again...

Will Jamie ever find the dark chocolate that will make her feel like heaven when she tastes it? Or will Jamie turn back to white chocolate, feeling superior all over again? Or will Jamie try milk chocolate for once? Or perhaps Jamie will change her diet habit all together and go back to the down to earth staple food of rice?

Whatever is the case, here’s hoping that Jamie will find something that will satisfy her taste bud like never before.

Sinead O'Connor

The princess can never get tired of listening and watching Sinead.

She is talented, naturally beautiful and with such a powerful, soulful voice. But her presence always seemed so awkward in the scheme of things.

Already an anti-establishment at the height of her fame.

Sometimes, the princess wishes she has the strength of Sinead.... always fighting the establishment, keeping her own views despite the vicious backlash often encountered. Sticking true to herself and not selling out.

Being able to refuse all the fame and riches that she could have

The princess resolves to be more like Sinead in the coming year. A strong, beautiful woman who stands strong in the face of adversity; never backing down and selling out.

The Little Nonyas

"The Little Nonyas" was the talk of the town when this TV series was broad casted a few months ago.

Where lies its appeal? the princess asked.

Was it the twist and turns of the show's plot? Was it the bitchy storyline that captivated the audience? Was it the glamorous cast that mesmerised the entire nation? or was it the nostalgic feeling of a beautiful lost culture brought back to life?

Well, the answer is yes and no....

Based on the princess' personal experience... the key to any successful dramas is to: keep it real but making it too good to be true..... Something that the audience can connect with but could never possibly do it.....

Some classic examples

Nigella Lawson
Everyone has cooked before (so they can connect with it). But to whip up a homecooked meal that is so delicious while maintaining the effortless, glamourous look is impossible.

Carrie Bradshaw
Everyone has difficult relationship issues. But to fall in and out of love with so many men and ended up with the first true love is also almost impossible.

Perhaps, the princess should apply this success formula into her own personal love life as well. To be someone who is real but almost unattainable.

And how to do it?

This is a secret i'll never tell.

You know u love me.

Gossip Princess,
XOXO

Midnight Ladies

They say lady of royalties should not venture out too late in a foreign land. There is always a set of protocol that royal ladies like the princess has to adhere strictly to.

But once in a while, the princess got to let her hair down too.

Especially in such a beautiful city like Sydney and with the accompaniment of her most beloved sista, Ms Midnight Love aka Nina G, in the land of cute Ozs.

Sydney at Midnight has the most amazing scene ever. Welcoming, friendly, and absolutely stunning.

Perhaps, the princess, being a new face in a foreign land, shone as brightly as an illuminated pearl in the darkness of midnight.... Luring all those around her......

Ms Midnight Love was just as fabulous as ever.... Her every move seemed to flow in beat with the music of Lady Gaga (not associated with us royal ladies, of course).

Before long, Ms Midnight Love and the Princess became the toast of the town, even though they were minding their own business and just doing some catching up of their own.

What an amazing night and what fun the two beautiful sistas had.

The princess and Ms midnight love soon parted ways to our homes knowing deep inside... the world is always full of beautiful possibilities at the strike of midnight.

India, the new New York???

The princess was sipping her coffee with Lady 'V' one day..... at the upper east side of town...... pretending we are Blair and Queen Bee from Gossip Girl.

But, of course, having conversations of the 30somethings.... Like SJP and Samantha Jones.......

"These days, it seems, Indians are everywhere.... Gorgeous and hunky...." The princess said as she observed the number of Indian men that day.... and the fact that alot of them are in some of the most established financial institutions in our City....

The princess had overheard one female banker said just the other day... "The Indians are ruling the world...!"

"Of course, India.... is the new New York!!" Lady V offered her words of wisdom....

The princess laughed heartily..... as if she had been told another sex joke by Lady 'V'.... (Indian men are of course sexy too, in one way or the other...)

So India, not quite New York yet..... and Not yet taking over the world..... its men, however, has managed to pique the interests in the hearts of 2 very eligible royalties here.....

Sweet Bday Cake

My birthday cake!!! Hello Kitty!! Mooncakes....

SO Kawaaii!!!! So sweet!! Haahahaa

Well, one year older, none the wiser but always as cute.

LOVE BIG

Yes, the princess has been loveless for the past 3 years since the break up with the prince of sunset drive...

And she wonders why? especially, everytime she bumps into the prince with some "ugly" commoner in his arms......

No hard feelings though... But the princess cant help but ask:" What is wrong with me?"

"Looking for love at all the wrong places???"

"Setting the targets too high?"

"Not looking hard enough???"

Last week, the princess, in a moment of desperation, decided to lower all expectations, sucumbing to conventional wisdom.......

"Maybe i am just not good enough for the guys that i am looking for.... Why would these rich, good looking, faithful and caring guys go for me..... U are just in your own fantasy..... And there are many young cuter competitions around...."

Well, the observation has a percentile of being 99.9% true as the princess observes the hunting grounds and the packs of brazen sluts around.....

This Week, the princess says fuck it.....

Love is not about statistics and probability!!! Love is not about falling into that 99.9% percentile!!! Love is about daring to dream big, love big and live big....... Love is a miracle waiting to happen!!

And the princess is willing to take this chance to wait for the miracle of her lifetime......

So this weekend, the princess and her close knitted sistas, shall head down to "HAVE FUN", waiting with anticipation.... for BIG LOVE, BIG DREAMS AND BIG LIFE!

Do you see the light?

Theresa told the princess late one night

"Frankly, i dun see a light at the end of the tunnel where i am heading to......

I am tired. and drained out. Sometimes, i think, the world is just too complicated for me. People can be so vindictive and vicious....

Just cant handle it."

And as if she was expecting something positive to come from me, Theresa paused.

But no words came out of my mouth. I couldnt.

My sentiments are the same.

The dead silence over the phone was awkward...

I wanted to say:

"Thats life, babe. Life is a bitch...
Some people are just like that...
and some tunnels are just roads to nowhere... no light, no heaven
You & I are just the poor souls who has taken the wrong, sad, pathetic path in life
Turn back while you still can, dear"


But i know she wouldnt take it... And i wasnt gonna spoil her day. So instead i told her that:

"Hang in there. Everything bad will all soon pass and you will see the light" (technically correct)

For me, i am going to turn my back right now on my sad and wrong pathetic path littered by sadder people i have seen........

A space for a Fembot princess

I have always wanted something like this..... a spacious area, modern and ultra light...... almost nothing...

A little cold and hard looking.....

THis is my dream space

I want to be a fembot staying in it...

I so love the architectural style featured in Wallpaper* - Architects Directory 2008

Its really amazing..... turning dreams into ideas, transforming complex concepts into reality.....

Everyone of them is an art piece in itself ....

The Jokers In our Life

Having watched 'the Dark Knight', the princess came out of the theatre, visibly disturbed and increasingly more aware......

Like in the show, there are the constant Jokers in our life trying to wreck havoc just to prove a point.....

The Jokers are usually disillusioned with their lifes' own imperfection or constantly under the impression that their current state of misery is inflicted by everyone else around (except themselves).

In turn, they love to create the same misery in others, so that we feel their pain...

In work or in life, these people are constantly attacking you, putting you down, manipulating your environment, trying all means to break you down...

Their goals (intentionally or not) is to make you become them..... just as sad and pathetic.....

And it is frustrating (like how Batman would have felt), you cant reason with them, you cant fight fist to fist with them.....as much as you want to or try... You cant seemed to win....

In a way, these Jokers are really "demented and tormented". Their only pleasure is in seeing the darkness of your heart surfacing....

Perhaps, the key to defeat them, is to believe in your own goodness more fervently, with conviction like never before....

Let the light shine through.....

As they always say, after the darkest of night is the coming of the dawn....

Bigger than big

In life, it seems, we all have been sold by the idea that everything needs to be bigger than big...

The world tallest skyscraper, the most exotic getaway, and the most romantic love affair.....

So often, we hear ourselves desiring that bigger house, bigger pay package that comes with a bigger view and lotsa lotsa big big parties...

It seemed that the only way to that sweet perfect life is being bigger than big....

Like Lady "V" commented, "They are so successful, these friends of ours, going to exclusive functions, knowing who's who in the industry & leading a jet-setting lifestyle.... Greece one day... Paris the next... "

People living on the very edge of the earth it seems... so happening...

Like the princess, sometimes, we all can get swept away by these meaningless comparisons....

And we so often forget that, ironically, the only thing bigger than big in life, are the small things.......

And as the princess discover one evening, after sessions and sessions of big party groups with glamourous people, that even in the smallest group of company, the non-extravagant location & the simplest of dishes;

You can always hear the most heart-felt conversation, have the most delicious dinner, and share that sincere, wholesome laugh, all without the pretence that your day was bigger than big.....

Born to be Porn

Every day, in X-tube, there are millions of people loading up their naked ambitions even as we speak.

Well, most are good but some are really totally totally bad.

But the thing that the princess just cannot understand is: "Is there really so many 'normal' people out there whom just love to show themselves?"

What is really the motivation behind this?

a) The adoration of many (including the princess of coz), getting hot and excited over their fabulous uploads?

b) The secret thrill that they get when engaging in such acts knowing that there would be many viewing them?

Seeing ordinary people living extraordinary lives of a pornstar wannabe is so surreal...

Just like straight porn actor pretending to be gay porn actors pretending to be straight. (or is it the other way round??? the princess just cant figure it out anymore!)

But whatever. After all, its show business.

And when there is so many of these common cute normal people out there in x-tube, one cant help but to express concerns at the state of our spiritual well-beings.

The princess finds herself (only very very occassionally) stuck in a rut in front of her laptop for hours wondering about the wonders of x-tube.

Where once people went into porn so that they get paid; We are now actually able to convince people to do porn for free for their own instant gratification.

Ever since the secret sex tapes of Paris or Pamela, it suddenly is so cool. It is as if people are just born to be porn.

And the princess is really reaping the benefit of the latest trend, every minute of it. Every single minute.