Lady "V", who nowadays go by the name of Naomi (as in Naomi Watts) or so she claims, certainly got alot of PR damages to handle in recent weeks after shooting off her mouth at a certain powerful housewife whose husband is in the "who-whos" list of the royalty world.
Perhaps, what Lady "V" needs now is more than a change in name after being labelled as "Desperate" and "Psycho" by many in the industry.
Well, being a close confidante of the Ms Lady Naomi "V", the princess (now being conferred as Scarlett Johanssen - because of our similar voluptuous body shape) can only offer a golden piece of advice based on her own experience.
"Go listen to Mariah sing." Princess Scarlett P offered.
At the same time, Princess Scarlett P would like to issue an official press release on behalf of Lady "V" that this unfortunate turn of event is really due to a series of miscommunications and misjudgements.
And rumours have it that Lady "V" has self-checked herself into an anger management class (as like the other Naomi - the original Supermodel, Campbell)
The princess sincerely hopes that "the Desperate" and "the Housewife" will finally let things pass.
Afterall, like they say in fashion, One day you're IN, the next day you're OUT.
Mock fighting over a man just to gain publicity is definitely a No-No in the high class society that we live in.
All the princess can say...... Lady "V" and Frumpy Housewife... you both are OUT!
Sorry, babe
XOXO,
Scarlett J
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
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Dear Scarlett,
being a celebrity who desperately squeezes herself into the A-list, there are some things u will never understand. As a serious (Oscar-nominated) actress like me and Meryl for instance, there are moments during our 'art' in which we have to sacrifice everything for authenticity & triumph (i.e. do a Showhand!). One word of advice -- big boobs can open doors, but can also get u stuck in the doorway. Have to run for my next anger class, see ya soon!
Naomi (Watts, not Campbell)
P.S. btw, all the housewives out there, I'm watching u very closely
Drama Queens....
Yes, sometimes i hope for a life without dramas.... be it for a day or a few minutes.....
SO when is the queen of New York coming back to Singapore?
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