Tuesday, October 19, 2010

2 out of 5

Lady "V" says: "2 out of 5 aint that bad, sista"

Not referring the number of men currently chasing the princess of course. That would be a perfect score of 5 out of 5.....

Fresh out from her hiatus, lady "V" continues with her new found theory. According to Lady "V", in every search for man, there are 5 main criteria that we look out for:
1) Looks
2) Money
3) Character/Personality
4) Size
5) Size (interchangeable with career as last resort)

Usually, for ladies of high society and calibre (aka Princess and lady "V"), the minimum score for entry into our hearts (and soul) would require a full score.... as we call it the "royal flush".

This would include potentials such as straight As student, movie stars and hunky models.

But after Lady "V"'s serious re-evaluation of the scoring criteria and a thorough post mortem feedback, the committee has agreed to lower the scores, giving 2 out of 5 a "high' pass.

Afterall, we all need to move with the times; especially during difficult times like these, when everyone else is undercutting the competition with mass market brands and inferior goods, masquerading as top grade products.

Besides, as they say, in statistics and in life, everything is a bell curve (although some bells are bigger than the rest).

While it seems to be a pretty tough adjustments for the ladies of leisure; sometimes, you cant help but to bend backwards and over all in the name of free market competition and statistical analysis.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

梁静茹 - 可惜不是你