Saturday, August 28, 2010

The beginning of the end - The Hills (Season 6)

After seasons and seasons of the Hills, the inevitable is finally happening.... The Hills is ending its run with the last and final season, season 6.

So much has changed since the first season.


Friendship lost and new friends forged; Ever-changing boyfriends and eye candies; The size of boobs of Heidi, her ever-changing face & the exit of Lauren Conrad. And some things doesnt - the totally grossed-out Spencer.

For better or worse, the show must go on... and perhaps, as it goes to show in this last season, all good things must come to an end.... sooner or later.

Maybe, we all got to move on at some point or another...... In the case of the Hills, its moving on to a bigger boob, a glamourous career, and a divorce.

Something the princess has always practised in my everyday life.... when its time to move on, always move on in style and glamour...

Afterall, when you know its the beginning of an end, you know its time to pack your bags up and arrive at your next destination in fabulous diva style.

The princess will miss THe Hills so much...

xoxo.... & gd bye.

Monday, August 23, 2010

The price of beauty

Fast on the verge of celebrating her sweet sixteen birthday (still without a man), the princess finds herself surrounded by her good old bffs.....

Tubes of best selling anti-aging creams, bottles of anti-oxidants, vitamins and miracle pills.... The princess feels like a drug addict already.

These days, just keeping up with your physical appearance, seemed to be such an uphill task.... leaving little room for inner beauty and spiritual growth.... (not that these are very attractive must-haves in today's world, the princess learns)

The princess cant help but to turn and ask the world's original supermodel, Janice Nicola Dickinson, "What is the price of beauty? and more importantly can beauty buy you love?"

Afterall, Ms Janice N Dickinson, is famed for a strict monstrous workout regime, earning her the title of "the Body only" and a man of her dreams.

Wise old Janice N replied as a matter of fact: "To some, beauty is a physical thing, To others, beauty is just a game of power, lust and fame.

The wise original supermodel continues "Beauty, my dear princess, has no intrinsic price. Its worth is how much people give to it"

The princess didnt know Janice N is a new age guru as well....

"Is that why acceptance is such an important notion and maybe used as a powerful weapon in the modern day social context like ours? and that Love and Relationships are subjected to the same unhealthy notions as well" the princess cant help but wonder.

Perhaps, at this sweet sixteen coming of age, the princess hopes for a man who will not only support my ridiculous and superficial effort and quest for the perfect body, beautiful face and kind hearted soul; but also accept the fact (with great pressure of course) that the princess could never ever be one of those "beautiful ladies" who can conform to the great pressures of beauty that the world has meted upon us.

And if such a man doesnt come in time, the princess knows she can always depend on the world's original supermodel, Janice Nicola Dickinson, to whip me into shape and into the arms of a hunky man.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Future Lover/I feel Love

In an attempt to marry new-age spirituality and pop music, the princess begins her meditation to the song of Madonna... Future Lover/I Feel Love (from her Confessions Tour).

I guess, when you set a deadline for love, nothing is too crazy for you to try.

With eyes gently closed, breathing consciously controlled and in tune with the invisible forces around me, the princess found herself chanting, together with the grand dame of pop, Madonna:

"Not controlled by time
Future lovers shine for eternity
In a world that's free

Put away your past
Love will never last
If you're holding on to a dream that's gone

I'm gonna tell you about love
Would you like to try?

In the evidence of its brilliance

There's no love like the future love

Come with me"

Then with eyes slowly opening and hands raising to the skies like a bird (i.e. Madonna in Frozen), the perfect pose to the perfect ending chant

"I FEEL LOOVEEE...... I FEEL LOOVEEEE....."


With that, the ritual is complete.

All the princess got to do right now is to commit the lyrics to heart, and pray for a Future Lover cause there is no love like the future love.....

and The princess will feel looovveeeee..... before the deadline closes in.