Every Plastic Bag has its day; the Chanel Way

Chanel Perspex Briefcase

Karl Lagerfeld and Plastic at the Paris Fashion Week?

THis is really a tribute to the Plastic Princess. Plastic has just taken a step up the glamour ladder.

A very fun and witty piece. And still absolutely a classic Chanel.

Only Chanel and Moi, can make plastic so fabulous.



Yours truly,
Plastic P

Ms Cherry On Top

Ms Cherry, an ambitious and career driven lady in her late thirties (an "old" friend of the princess), seemed to be hell bent on getting on top of every boy she sees lately

The princess cant help but to wonder:"what drives this middle age lady?"

Is it mid-life crisis? Or is it menopause?

Nevertheless, the princess is amazed at how Ms Cherry-on-top manages to juggle her time and energy (lotsa them) between a promising up and coming banker-to-be and an sports loving fashion entrepreneur.....

Sadly, the 2 young lads does not know the existence of each other and Ms Cherry-on-top is having a whale of a time.. (or whats remaining)...

The princess can only hope that Ms Cherry-on-top is not biting off far more than she can chew.....

OR, maybe, perhaps, after years of experience, she has mastered the act of being the cherry on top of two young boys.

The princess says alittle prayer for Ms Cherry (or maybe for the boys)

"Amen"

The Princess Heart Justin (the Hills)

In a surprisingly quiet and wholesome Saturday night, the princess found herself lazing at the couch watching the marathon screening of MTV – The Hills.

Absolutely addictive.


The princess likens herself to the lead actress, Lauren Conrad….. Single & fabulous, the level headed, kind hearted one with a child-like vulnerability at times. Lotsa of fabulous girlfriends and guy pals....

AND the good thing about the show, lotsa of hunky eye candies.....


The princess finds herself particularly drawn to Justin. The classic non-committal cute bad guy surfer dude who just refuses to conform to relationship norms.

But in the later episode, he finds himself somewhat seriously drawn to his "girlfriend".

Will he finally give in and settle down? Only time will tell.......

At the end of the show at 1 am, The princess was totally like a teenage girl again, wanting to paste posters of Justin all over her bedroom walls.

So, while the princess has grown wiser with age, she realises she will always be an absolute sucker for a guy who is a baddie at heart; always believing her love will be good enough to transform him

Someone please just give the Princess her Justin...

I love u, Justin.

Cheers,
Princess P

An ordinary princess

The princess did a stock count of what she has achieved over the years.

1) No. of great loves - hmmm, very subjective
2) No. of extraordinary career highlights - hmmm, not really any
3) No. of times she appeared in the night scene section of a lifestyle magazine - hmm, maybe once but strictly speaking, none
4) No. of times she was allowed to cut queue to enter a club - occasionally
5) No. of times appearing on Singapore Tatler - none
6) No. of childhood dreams come true - none

The list goes on. The list of unfulfilled dreams increases through the years and ,sadly, the list of dreams that the princess knows she could never fulfil in her lifetime grows longer too.

The princess has almost given up all hope to be a supermodel of the world, an Oscars Worthy actress, a fashion designer rubbing shoulders with celebrities, a trophy wife to a millionaire and a career woman whose look can kill.

Yet, strangely, the princess does not feel a sense of great sadness at her lack of dramatic achievements in life; as if resigned to fate.

The princess sometimes wonder if she has finally attain Enlightenment in a world of constant craving and upgrading? or ,perhaps, the princess had simply been too plain lazy her whole life; choosing the path of least resistance.

The princess cant help but ask herself: "Is there still any sparks left in her for a life less ordinary?"

The Princess’ Request: If you seek Amy (Britney)

Britney, Britney, Britney……

What a clever song title....

Always an inspiration to the little wholesome girls like the Plastic Princess…… The princess heart Britney totally!!



Enjoy this fabulous video


Watch out for the house address number ‘1496’ in the vid at approx 3:24. It’s a cleverly disguised message too.

Can you guess it?


And the princess asks anyone if you seek Amy tonight :)

The Princess' Top Ten Hottest Trends in 2009!!!!!

The princess knows its alittle too late to do a top ten list in 2009…. But, watever,…… here goes:

10) Indian Men
Like Slumdog Millionaire being the top pick of the Oscars, Indian Men are fast rising to the peak of hotness, whether you like it or not.

9) Mother Natures
The best thing about getting old???? Getting yourself a nubile young toyboy…. Mother Nature of the worlds united.

8) Ask them to F*CK it
Being nice is really over-rated. Everyone should release the inner bitch inside.

7) A Beautiful Mind?
There is no such thing as inner-beauty & There is nothing beautiful about an intelligent mind. The only beauty that everyone is attracted to is the good old fashion one - the one on the surface

6) Looking Expensive
When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping. Buying branded stuff redeems our poor soul just as much as love makes your life perfect.

5) Its just lunch
When it comes to seeking love, some of us can just be too focused. Sometimes, its really just lunch. Rule of the game: have fun, be interestingly disinterested…. And keep a poker face

4) Recycled Lover
In the spirit of recycling, with all the scarce resources, rebound lover is our best bet for happiness

3) The Secret
In 2009, everyone suddenly realise you can have what you want if you just believe in it. Life is a catalog. Really!
Maybe, the tough part is in really knowing what you want.

2) "Nothingness"
From everything to nothing in a blink of an eye…. Hopefully, in 2009, us mortals will finally see all that we are chasing is just an illusion…..

1) Patience
The most underrated virtue makes the biggest comeback in 2009. Sometimes, the wisest thing to do is to wait

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer end relationship

Source: MSN

Actress Jennifer Aniston and musician John Mayer have ended their relationship for a second time, weeks after a high-profile date at the Oscars ceremony fueled rumors of marriage, People Magazine reported Thursday.

"They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," according to a source cited by the magazine, which follows celebrity travails in print and on its website. "Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy."


Well, anyway, the princess felt John Mayer wasn’t that right for Jennifer. Its just un-chemistry between the 2 of them…. Jennifer should go with Gerald Butler (from 300)….


Relationship comes and goes, they say……

Sometimes, the princess wishes hers could just come… no pun intended ;P

Happy Weekend,

Love,
Princess P

Addicted to Love

So, after weeks and months and years of relentless seeking for love, Nicole finally is on the verge of attachment-hood.

The princess has never seen so much devotion and dedication in the art of love-seeking than Nicole. Other than, maybe, Frumpy housewife, whom had been attached for the longest time.

At some point in time, the Princess had also found herself inadvertently drawn into the fray as well (with much enthusiasm and excitement, I must say)

Some people, it seems, hold on to the notion of love like it’s the most sacred thing in life. It is the central piece in their life; without which nothing really makes sense.

But what about "saving the environment, teaching the young, your passion on baking, acting and singing?" the princess, sometimes, finds herself asking these questions for them.

Shouldn’t these rank higher than love?

What is the value of love? The princess asks.

Someone to be there when u need? someone to hold on to? someone to call your own?

If your life is fulfilling enough, is there still a need for love?

The princess cannot help but to ask:

"Is the addiction to love, a symptom that our own life is lacking that self-fulfilment? Can we truly love another, when we do not even have the capability to truly love ourselves?"

Beach Volley Boys (BVBs)

These days, when it comes to being hip and cool, (as the princess learns from Nicole, Miss Cradle Snatcher) you need to use alot of acronyms such as BFF and Peeps etc etc... and of course, catchphrase like : "thats hot!" and "Totally"

One hot sunny afternoon on the beach, the princess finally found her brilliant term: BVB AKA Beach Volley Boys.

Inspired by the thousands of gorgeous young boys; Half naked, showing off their hours of hard work in the gym. Sweat glistening down their bod and sunglasses perched firmly on the top of their heads.

It should be a sexsational moment for the princess but somehow in the eyes of the experienced princess, it was a turn-off. The boys were simply too conscious about their coolness to enjoy the moment.

So came the term: BVB

BVBs represents boys who are cool and hot, knows that they are cool and hot, behaves as so, and cares too much about it and , sadly as a result, loses that cool factor.

It is almost ironic. and almost like Madonna trying too hard.

So the plastic princess, ever so fashionable and hip, will start using this term whenever possible.

At the private launch of the new club.

Plastic: "Hey, babe, dun bother to come here... the crowd is so BVB! (i.e. posey, superficially hip)


After watching a movie so critically acclaimed by a female film critic who only rates art films positively and gives popular mainstream film low rating.

Plastic: "The bitch is such a BVB.... the film sucks. She only gave it a 5 star because its indie!"


So now all, go on and use it... release the inner bitch in u.

Cheers,
P.P

The Rebound Guy - Nicole (AKA Vulgar princess) as guest writer

The conversation between the 2 princesses of Alexandra Josh Kingdom, vulgar (AKA Nicole) and plastic princess:

Vulgar: Fuck la, why is it so damn difficult to find the right men. All the men that I have dated are so cannot make it one.

Plastic: Vulgar, that’s because, all the good men are already attached.

Vulgar: I don’t believe all the good men will be attached forever. I don’t fucking believe

Plastic: That’s where u are right. From time to time, one of these good men will be out of love. That’s when they are vulnerable and they would be your easiest target.

Vulgar: You totally make sense Plastic. I am so going to> attack all the rebound guys tonite. I shall go to the famous Lustilicious chatroom tonight and ask if anyone is on a rebound. I will share my out of love experience with them and help them to overcome their lost love and hopefully in the process they will fall in love with me. I am so fucking> feeling it tonite.

Plastic: Vulgar, I am so fucking feeling it too. I will do likewise.

Vulgar: Don’t say that plastic, whenever you say that you are feeling it, it will not happen

Plastic: Yes you are right vulgar; I am so fucking not feeling it.

Vulgar and Plastic: Yes, true love, here we come!!>

Back to present time…. I am dating one rebound guy now. Of course, knowing that he is a rebound guy and that all rebound guys need time to heal and recover from their past wound, I am keeping things slow and not in a hurry to get> attached in a serious relationship with him despite Plastic constant ‘encouragement’ to make things official.> Whatever is the case, me the vulgar princess of Alexandra> Josh Kingdom totally know what I am doing and will only> ensure that I will have the best happily ever after ending