The weather is getting so erratic and extreme in recent years that the princess wonders if Earth is really going to crumble and collapse anytime soon, just like the princess, underneath today’s hot scorching sun.
The princess cannot help but swear every 5 minutes along her way to lunch this afternoon as the heat is making the princess lose her ladylike patience. While cursing silently on world deforestation, drilling of oilfields, gas emission and the endless greed of mankind which will result in all of us dying from skin cancer eventually, the princess finally reach the luncheon destination.
After a mere 15 minutes walk under this sun, the princess was uncontrollably transformed into a cranky old witch with venomous tongue. She lashes out at the tardy waiters for their poor service as they brought out the chicken injected with disgusting growth hormones. She curtly stops her friends’ silly comments with her razor-sharp slit-throat retorts.
Nothing escapes her wrath until she finally cooled down under the breeze of the air conditioning (which is, by the way, contributing to global warming as well). With a cool- leveled head, the princess realizes it feels good once in a while to just lash out at hapless victims.
She wonders why she has not done more of these before.
Monday, September 11, 2006
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