Encounter with a Hunky Nasi Lemak Man

His strong biceps ripple as he splits the chicken wings into 2 with the scissors. The princess' heart skipped 2 beats.

Tiny perspirations of sweat beaded his forehead.... The only blemishes to his boyish tanned look....

The princess was third in the queue of a locally acclaimed Nasi Lemak Franchise in town. (Once in the while, the princess also needs to have such local delights meant for the ... hmmmm..... simple folks)...


Pictures not drawn to scale and not in reality. sadly

My stomach was hungry yet my hormones were raging at the speed of light (courtesy of lyrics from Christina's Genie in a Bottle)..

DO you think LUST increases our metabolism rate? the princess asked Nicole just right behind her.... The princess desperately hopes the increase in heartbeat would be enough to offset the calories gained from this sinful meal....

My turn.

"One set C please" THe princess said in her most demure voice.

Our eyes met. For that second. Such gorgeous smile on him.... and i also noticed the muscular chest.....

"Maybe he part-time in the dragon boat team also" Nicole whispered.

Apparently, he caught the eyes of our resident mother nature too....

"NIcole, i think he is already 22 and so is too old for you" The princess calmly tells Nicole to keep her motherly hands off.

The Nasi Lemak meal was so delicious & soft and chicken wings cut by a hunk was crispy and mouth watering (i must do some food critic too since it is the "in" thing for blog nowadays!!)...Sadly, the good times last as fast as they come and the Princess & Nicole had to leave... But I was so glad i came....

The princess never knew that a simple meal can bring so much joy into her life... I must do this more......

Cast ur Vote to Automatic Aunty :) Li Yin Zhu

If the princess were to pick one Local Drama character as most memorable for the past year, it would be Automatic Aunty (Zi Dong Sao)



I mean, she is funny, over-dramatized but not to the point of gross and disgust..... Indeed, she can be quite lovable... I can still remember the scene where she bought a sexy bra to seduce an old uncle..... Unbelievably hilarious.....

Too bad, she is not nominated for this role... But fret not, the actress, Li Yin Zhu, has been nominated for best supporting actress as the Chor Chor of Little Nonya....



Talk about changing faces... She should be the mother of all versatility :) Chor Chor is another popular character.... This time, kind and matron looking


So the princess pleads everyone whom had made fun of her character (moi), relate to her character (like some cheapskate friends i know)... Vote now....

She deserves it....

Cheers,
Plastic P

Princess Enchanted

Today at the office, i imagine myself to be Amy Adams in Enchanted.....As Work keeps piling up, i still maintain a happy smile.....

While i know there will be no rats or dove flying in to complete my work; i was praying, with sincere optimism, that my prince is going to come soon as we ride off to the days of love and no work ......




But seriously, i do feel a sense of uplift and happiness everytime i hear this song and imagine the show.....

Like every disney show, it always bring about valuable lessons in life:

1) Sometimes, the mundane things in life can be done with much passion (its a matter of choice)

2) We all need friends, no matter who or what they are.... (ugly or smelly, friends are still the best)

3) Hard work pays..... Clean the toilets & do your work and Your prince will surely come at the end of the day :)





Now, i got to go back to my work...

"Ahh... Ahh... Ahh.... "

Bus Stop Love Affair with a Stalker

The princess thinks she is being stalked at a bus-stop near her house (not that the princess takes a bus or watsoever.... I was just waiting for my friend... Princesses dun take bus like commoner)

Anyway, there is this guy at the bus stop that keeps staring at the princess almost everyday.

At first, i tried to dismiss it because, i mean, it is natural for guys to take an extra look at beautiful girls right (especially one of royal blood).

But after the first week or so, i realise this guy (eurasian, not too bad looking as well, keeps looking my way).

It was then that the princess started to have the shivers (and of course, some nervousness and excitement) Just like a virgin being touched for the first time....

Of course, the first thing that came to the princess' mind was to act cool and conservative. Because, by conventional wisdom, everyone knows any girl who starts a conversation with a stranger at the bus-stop is a loser and a slut.

But whats wrong with this stalker, shouldnt he be the one to make the first move??!!! He should just step up and walk to the princess before he boards the stupid Bus 198 right??!?!! (now, if you read blog, i hope u know who u are, idiot!)

Anyways, The princess is determined to keep a Poker Face on no matter what.... The princess resolves not to be a loser and a slut for some guy who takes the public transport (even though he is very cute and a ABC)!!

SO, good bye my dear, bus-riding cute guy.

My love story - Romeo save me....

My favouritest Music Video for the moment:



Who doesnt want to be the princess?
Who doesnt want to run away with the prince to somewhere alone?
Who doesnt want to be in a fairy tale?

So....please.... I sing:

"Romeo save me, i`ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, i don`t know what to think
He knelt to the ground and he pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me, juliet, you`ll never have to be alone
I love you and that`s all i really know
I talked to your dad, you`ll pick out a white dress

It`s a love story, baby, just say yes"

Poker Face

When it comes to Love & finding Love, do you keep a poker face?



The princess, always one to wear her heart on her sleeve, realises the greatest trick in the book to nabbing a dream guy could just happens to be the oldest one: Keeping a poker face when it comes to your feelings.....



I guess, even in today's time, a woman's worth is determined by how unattainable she is.... Perhaps, we have not progress any bit since the days of sense and sensibility.


To survive, one must needs to be:

Not too confrontational,
Not too loud,
Not too upfront,

And Like my idol, Lady GAGA, sings

"Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)"

The Reader - Nicole got One already

Nicole said:"I should so act as Kate Winslet's character in The Reader!!"


















Nicole trying to imagine herself as Kate in Acceptance Speech....

The princess is not too sure if Nicole was trying to be in the shoe of the Best Actress or Nicole actually can very much relate to the sex scenes in 'The Reader'

One thing the princess knows for sure.... Nicole would really have no problem in all those hot and steamy scenes when Kate Winslet made love to the young boy.













Before the steamy act....

The Plastic Princess has not yet seen the critically acclaimed movie yet... but if real life mirrors ART, this should be a show worth every penny.......

The princess is already booking her ticket now..... Thanks Nicole for the movie preview for The Reader

Mother Nature

Legend has it that, long time ago, somewhere in the middle of the beautiful garden lies the fountain of youth. This is the exact essence that had maintain the youth and longetivity of the source of our world, Mother Nature… Apparently, every morning, Mother Nature sips from the fountain of youth thus enhancing her youth and power.

Back to our modern days, of course, we all know now that that is no such thing as the fountain of youth… unless you count SK2 as one of them…..

But if this is the case, then how does modern-day Mother Natures contain their inert urge to be young always?

Like all beings, Mother Natures (one of the most intelligent and innovative kind of this world) had managed to evolve with times, fufilling their desires in a sinister way…..

Apparently,as the beautiful princess shockingly discover one day in an overseas trip, one of her best friend was actually a sinister Mother Nature!!!

Nicole was just like everyone with no signs with her sinister side. Like everyone else, she was just as bitchy, just as slutty and just as crazy.

But when someone young comes her way (i.e. 18years to 21years)*, she becomes a totally different person….. Sweet, caring & nurturing…. She has turned into mother nature (with her poor young prey being oblivious)….come to think about it… its like Hansel & Gretel story right...

*yes, the age range of her prey is very limited so she needs to be very precise and targeted in her hunt for maximum effectiveness… mother natures need to adhere to the legal law of the world too

Anyway, back to the story…..

Nicole, sometimes masequrading as the world's first supermodel to have her own modelling agency, enchants and entraps these silly young preys slowly but surely. These young preys who also needs a strong and caring mother figure to shether them from the dangers of the world turns to Nicole in no time. We can say its mutual consent.

Little did they know, they are entering into a bigger dangerous dark hole (no pun intended ;P) unable to escape.

Nicole, by association of these young men, becomes young always :)

Time and again, Nicole had tried to recruit the princess to become one of them…..

The princess, known for her independence and wisdom, politely decline as she understand deep inside, happiness is not in being young or having young. Happiness is not about finding love in a relentless hunt.

The princess tells Nicole:"Let love find u, u dun find love, Nicole…… Let these innocent young men free……"

Death by Chocolate - Guest Writer, Ms VP

Jamie is a chocolate lover.

She is someone who is so in love with chocolate that she basically lives on a chocolate diet. All sorts of chocolates appeal to her and she has them for all 3 meals of the day.

For the longest time that i know, Jamie and her fellow chocolate lover sista, Jacqueline have always favoured white chocolate over the others. They think that white chocolate taste and look purer and that somehow gives them a sense of superiority when they eats them.

However, recently, jamie's taste has changed. She has begun to take a liking for dark chocolate thinking that it is more beneficial for her.

There have been various reports stating the health benefits of dark chocolates including the fact that chocolate releases endorphin that will lift up your mood. Hence, whenever jamie is alone and depressed, she will turn to dark chocolate in the hope that it will make her happier.

However, not only did the dark chocolate not lift her mood, they caused her to become a postmenopausal bitch and has caused several unwanted side effects like diarrhea and vomiting.

All these while, jamie refused to believe that dark chocolate is bad for her health and continued to search for the best dark chocolate from the 2 famous chocolate factory in town, tanchoc and darkstage. Jamie tried and tried and eventually found a dark chocolate at tanchoc. She was exhilarated when she saw this particular dark choc with the name bombayessence.

Jamie paid a high price for bombayessence and just when she was looking forward with anticipation for all the benefits that bombayessence could give her, she was once again disappointed. Bombayessence not only taste like curry turned sour, it smells like cheese that has turned bad.

jamie was furious after trying bombayessence and she promised herself that she will stay off dark chocolate forever after this experience. I was glad for jamie when i heard that as i know dark chocolate has done her more harm than any others.

However, not long after promising to stay off, jamie's delusional illness caused by her previous encounters with dark chocolate came back to haunt her. She behaves like she is under a spell or a curse and kept singing praises of dark chocolate. Not long after, she is out on an endless hunt for the perfect dark chocolate again...

Will Jamie ever find the dark chocolate that will make her feel like heaven when she tastes it? Or will Jamie turn back to white chocolate, feeling superior all over again? Or will Jamie try milk chocolate for once? Or perhaps Jamie will change her diet habit all together and go back to the down to earth staple food of rice?

Whatever is the case, here’s hoping that Jamie will find something that will satisfy her taste bud like never before.