Saturday, December 19, 2009

Princess checks into Rehab

In true Hollywood fashion, the princess is issuing a public statement announcing her admission to rehabilitation - in a secluded no-man's land (literally), away from the bustle and hustle of the city life.

Perhaps a timely decision, given the fact that, the fabulous princess had been spotted in numerous embarrassing occasions on and off the hottest scenes in town.

As Lady "V", inner circle of the princess, puts it: "Maybe the pressure of being the moment's hottest princess has taken a toll on her... All those demanding multi-facet roles she is taking on in her new project for Christmas....."

"And it is not helping given her penchant to fall for bad cheeky guys who are bad for her....." added mysterious man X.

As the princess packs her Chanel tweed jacket into the LV suitcase, i secretly hope that this 3-day reformative program would be able to transform me back to my purest form and set my thinking straight again.

This is indeed a "make-or-break" rehab in a bid to stop the downward spiralling of a talented princess. To all the people that i've hurt and embarrassed so far, this rehab is for you.

But most importantly, it is for the princess to re-discover who she truly is and a clean slate to start things all over again.

And with that, the princess is off to her no-man's land in her private jet.....

Love,
The Rehab princess

2 comments:

Vance said...

oh seriously!!! indonesia is not that bad, be nice love =P

Plastic Princess said...

Its just the timing of the trip.... still cant get over the fact that i am truly going .... well, i will be nice and feel nice..

thanks for always being so sweet... you have a great week too

cheers