Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Geisha Invasion


Ever since the release of 'Memoirs of A Geisha', whenever i looked at any women on the streets, i can easily identify them to be either a Hatsumomo, Mameha, Pumpkin or Sayuri.......


Err.... Even guys can be classified into these categories for that matter - sometimes.


The different types of gals:

Hatsumomo - The psychotic & emotional Bitch
Mameha - Bitch who act high class
Pumpkin - Low class Bitch who tries too hard after a bitter experience
Sayuri - Selfish Bitch who acts innocent and virgin


What bonds them together?:

1) All looking for their Dana to come their way...
2) Most cannot qualify for rice-cakes ceremony......
3) Few would be able to take the sacrifice that comes with being a true geisha.



Now, everyone can play this game called "spot which geisha he/she is" when u are bored.... :)


Try it! Its fun......

Love,
Princess

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My Dear Plastic Pumkin,

To be a true Geisha, you must be able to master the art of seduction, the art of conversation and the art of presentation. Being a plastic bitch is simply not enough, I suggest you start taking some green tea classes and move your ass to Kyoto where you may find a chance to do well as a maiko, what do you think?