Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Spoilt For Choice

In one of the rare occasions where a dinner party of 3 turns out with more attendees than expected, it could really be a case of being spoilt for choice.

So there we were, the beautiful lady "V" and me, having our dinner with a good male friend of ours, enjoying the carefree bitching that always seemed to follow when work ends. It is always nice to bitch in front of a guy whom you do not have any romantic interest in. So free and unpretentiously ourselves.....

But not for long......

A group of surprise guest stars of 5 began strolling in, towards our dinner table. Apparently, friends of our male friend, whom happened to be around the area.

So one by one, introductions began and Lady "V" and I was busy ticking our checklists....

Contestant No. 1: Doctor (Tick), Gd-Look (Tick), humorous (Tick), Single (Tick, Tick, Tick!!!).... Followed by Contestant No. 2, 3, 4 & 5.

Every single one of them seemed to have pass the very "strict" and "stringent" criteria set by our very own discipline mistress, Lady "V".

Before we knew it, we were like two geishas putting up our top-notched performances for our patrons. So much for being free and unpretentiously ourselves.

On second thoughts, Lady "V" was actually pretty much herself that night as with every other nights....

At the end of the dinner, when its time for wrapping up, every contestant seemed so good that it was hard to make a choice.

While Lady "V" and I didnt bear to accidentally vote anyone of these hunks off the very first round; We, later realized that, by not voting, we, in actual fact, had unwittedly voted ourselves out of the game instead.

So I guess, in a time where everything happens in a blink of an eye, the slowest and undecided contestant often get ousted off the Island of Love.....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My Dear P.P,
Yes, surprise visitors are always nice, but you must not let it go to your head & lose focus (as is often the case..), thereby lowering your standards! As the TOP Geisha in the Asia Pacific region, I maintain a cool & demure demeanour while systematically assessing everyone's potential to be THE ONE for me. In this way, I leave a subtle but devastating effect on people, even the so called "tough nuts". By the way, do you have the doctor's number???